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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

8                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

16                
Answer The letter 'i'

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

23                
Answer A lacrosse coach

Which dance was very popular in 1776?

10                
Answer Indepen-dance!

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

Bob's coach has five players: four are named Jojo, Kokomo, Lolo and Momo. What is the fifth player's name?

11                
Answer Bob

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What sport most rewards thieves?

34                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

25                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

Two players were playing chess. Both won. How?

13                
Answer They were playing with different oponents.

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

When two people are separated by a web, what are they called?

9                
Answer Tennis Players

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What position does a cat play in baseball?

34                
Answer Cat-cher

Where do ghosts play tennis?

16                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

How do people rowing in the ocean say HI to each other?

10                
Answer They Wave!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

What detergent do rowers use?

12                
Answer Tide!

What do you call your dad if he is ice skating and falls through the ice?

12                
Answer POP-sicle!

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

11                
Answer Because he has a black belt

How did the baseball player lose his house?

35                
Answer He made his home run

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why are artists no good in sports matches?

9                
Answer Because they keep drawing

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

What do you get if a knife and a shoe had a baby?

9                
Answer An ice skate

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

20                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

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