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How did the baseball player lose his house?

33                
Answer He made his home run

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

13                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Why was the bodybuilder evicted?

13                
Answer Because he was squatting

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

12                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

33                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

17                
Answer Egg-xercise!

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

15                
Answer The letter 'i'

I'm a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?

8                
Answer A chess piece (horse/knight)

I shoot , but never kill

17                
Answer A Camera

Two silkworms were in a race. Who won?

21                
Answer It was a tie.

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

24                
Answer Oh dam!

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

19                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

32                
Answer Your breath

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

18                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

10                
Answer The letter 'i'

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

22                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

5                
Answer A kite

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

19                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

21                
Answer Basket-ball

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

18                
Answer They always have their trunks

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

27                
Answer A baseball base

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

9                
Answer New Jersey

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

22                
Answer A rib cage match.

Why is a tennis game so loud?

33                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is better when you break it?

12                
Answer A record

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

21                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

32                
Answer Stroke

Why do waiters hate tennis?

29                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

6                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I have pedals but I’m not a piano What Am I?

16                
Answer Bicycle

Why is Santa Claus so good at karate?

9                
Answer Because he has a black belt

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

9                
Answer Pep Talk

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

26                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

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