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People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

How did the baseball player lose his house?

36                
Answer He made his home run

Why do waiters hate tennis?

31                
Answer Because everything they serve gets returned.

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Wash it and it isn't clean. Don't wash it and then it's clean. What I Am?

36                
Answer Water

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What happens thrice in weightlifting, twice in swimming, but only once in tennis?

21                
Answer The letter 'i'

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What is a sheep's favorite game?

30                
Answer Baa-dminton

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

I shoot , but never kill

19                
Answer A Camera

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

23                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

8                
Answer Fast food

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

What does a fish swimming in the water say when it strikes against a wall?

27                
Answer Oh dam!

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

20                
Answer They always have their trunks

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

18                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

I'm a type of animal. Some say that I have a long face. I'm very good at running fast. So people ride me in a race. Who am I?

16                
Answer Horse

What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?

25                
Answer A rib cage match.

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What do you call a slow skier?

14                
Answer A slopepoke.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the halloween party?

5                
Answer Because there was no BODY to dance with

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

You're running a race and pass the person in 2nd place. What place are you in now?

8                
Answer You're in second place.You didn't pass the person in first.

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?

25                
Answer A lacrosse coach

I'm used in most sports, have four holes and a state shares my name. What am I?

17                
Answer Jersey

What sport does a waiter do really well?

27                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

15                
Answer The hands of a clock

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

What bird can lift the most?

17                
Answer A Crane

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

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