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Why can't computers play tennis?

10                
Answer They try to surf the net

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool?

22                
Answer The teacher wanted to test the water

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

23                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

It is kicked many times but never cries, what is it?

34                
Answer A soccer ball

What sport does a waiter do really well?

26                
Answer Tennis, because they can serve so well.

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

What is a sheep's favorite game?

28                
Answer Baa-dminton

what does ducks say in boat?

9                
Answer quack quack (quick.)

What do you get if you lose one at golf?

33                
Answer Stroke

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

11                
Answer Annette

What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?

18                
Answer They both use drills

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

13                
Answer Boxing

Where do penguins go to dance?:

14                
Answer The snow ball

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

13                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

What is a race car driver's favorite meal?

7                
Answer Fast food

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

28                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

What is a fighter's favorite dog?

17                
Answer A Boxer

How do basketball players eat oreos?

19                
Answer They dunk them

I'm a ball that rolls but can't bounce or be thrown. What am I?

10                
Answer Eyeballs

What is better when you break it?

13                
Answer A record

I hang in the sky, as birds pass me by, and I'm always connected to the ground. I dance in the breeze and am made of trees. I soar without making a sound. What am I?

6                
Answer A kite

What is a horse's favorite sport?

17                
Answer Stable Tennis

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

28                
Answer A baseball base

A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream. So where does this happen?

8                
Answer On a chessboard

What sport most rewards thieves?

33                
Answer Baseball, because they steal bases

Why are frogs so good at basketball?

22                
Answer Because they always make jumpshots

If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?

27                
Answer Nothing. Alligators do not live in the ocean

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

14                
Answer A pig hog

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

14                
Answer The hands of a clock

What do boxers and fishermen have in common?

11                
Answer They both throw hooks

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

Two waves had a race. Who won?

16                
Answer They tide

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

23                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

How did the baseball player lose his house?

34                
Answer He made his home run

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

12                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

What does Santa Claus use for skiing?

15                
Answer North Pole

How do you make a rowboat look younger?

13                
Answer Boat-Toxs

What is the hardest part about skydiving?

6                
Answer The ground

What's the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?

17                
Answer One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.

What do you get if your sheep studies karate?

24                
Answer A lamb chop

Why did the defensive lacrosse player cross the road?

23                
Answer To get to the other slide.

Why do lawyers love tennis?

26                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

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