RANDOM RIDDLES

What is a horse's favorite sport?

18                
Answer Stable Tennis

What can you serve but not eat?

25                
Answer Tennis ball

Why do lawyers love tennis?

28                
Answer Because it's always in the court.

Which ring is a square?

13                
Answer Boxing Ring

Why is a tennis game so loud?

35                
Answer Because the players raise a racquet.

Why was Cinderella such a poor lacrosse player?

27                
Answer Her coach was a pumpkin.

Where do ghosts play tennis?

17                
Answer On the tennis CORPSE

Why did the basketball player visit the bank?

21                
Answer His checks were all bouncing

What do archery experts do to stay in shape?

5                
Answer Arrow-bics

In which game, do winners move backwards and loser move forward?

24                
Answer Tug of war

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?

20                
Answer It had a lot of hare pins!

What is an easter bunny's favorite sport?

24                
Answer Basket-ball

I am the biggest alphabet, as I contain the most water in the world. Who am I?

29                
Answer Alphabet 'C'

What sport can also be eaten?

29                
Answer Squash.

When can you jump over three men without getting up?

15                
Answer In a checkers game.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

5                
Answer Because they have two left feet

what shoots you, freezes you and allows you to move all at the same time?

12                
Answer A Camera

What kind of skates wear out quickly.

11                
Answer Cheapskates (cheap skates)

What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?

23                
Answer Pool-ups (Pull-ups)

I have a chain but I’m not a prisoner What Am I?

22                
Answer Bicycle

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

18                
Answer Egg-xercise!

What cookie does a basketball player like and why?

21                
Answer Oreos, because they can dunk them

When can you put things in a basket and never fill it up?

25                
Answer In a basketball game

I swing around on sticks and use them to do my tricks, a white powder helps me to grip and people cheer when I flip. What am I?

6                
Answer Gymnast

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

9                
Answer The captain was sitting on the deck

I run a dozen times faster than him,He runs all day, twice around the gym.Who are we?

10                
Answer The hands of a clock

What is a runner's favourite subject in school?

26                
Answer Jog-raphy

Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?

34                
Answer Because there are too many cheetahs.

What is harder to catch the faster you run?

36                
Answer Your breath

What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?

14                
Answer A deck of playing cards.

Every team needs one of these before hitting the field.

10                
Answer Pep Talk

Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?

7                
Answer RACECAR

Why was the fencing champion so honest?

6                
Answer Because he was a man of his sword

What is it that one needs most in the long run?

19                
Answer Your breath

What is the juiciest sport of all?

6                
Answer Squash

How do basketball players eat oreos?

20                
Answer They dunk them

Who invented gun powder?

9                
Answer A lady who wanted guns to look pretty

Why can male elephants always get into the swimming pool?

21                
Answer They always have their trunks

Why should'nt you tell a joke while ice skating?

24                
Answer Because the ice might crack up

What do you call a woman standing in a tennis court?

12                
Answer Annette

What does a bodybuilder do for cardio?

14                
Answer He lifts weights faster.

Why can't elephants ride a bicycle?

15                
Answer Because they don't have a thumb to ring the bell

People always step on me and cover me in dirt, yet many times people come running back to me when they are in trouble. What am I?

29                
Answer A baseball base

What position does a cat play in baseball?

36                
Answer Cat-cher

One sport in which neither spectators, participants nor leader knows the score until the contest ends. What is it?

14                
Answer Boxing

In what sport does the offense score without ever even touching the ball?

27                
Answer Baseball

What do skiers eat for lunch?

14                
Answer Icebergers

What detergent do rowers use?

13                
Answer Tide!

Where does a softball player go when she needs a new uniform?

10                
Answer New Jersey

What do you call a pig who knows karate?

7                
Answer A pork chop

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